Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.

My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.

My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021

Oh lawd he comin 

The highest possible level of chonk attainable.

My sister's cat weighs 15kg (33lbs), oh lawd he comin'!

Oh lawd he comin by Daemia April 15, 2019

oh lawd he coming

the thiccest lad known to mankind

Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"

oh lawd he coming by liskkoz March 30, 2019

lawd jesus 

Black People's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

When You see a girl with a nice Butt, "Lawd Jesus, That Ass"
When you see fire, "Lawd, Jesus, There's a Fire"

lawd jesus by inside_you April 6, 2015

Spikey Lawgz

A booby trap from Battlefeild Vietnam of which when deployed cause instant death.

"I'm breaking socks in the hot sun, i fought teh lawgz, and teh lawgz won!"

"Oh noes! Itz the Spikey Lawgz!!!"

Spikey Lawgz by Teh 1337 Desert Snowman November 17, 2006

lawlzcatz 

An annoying version of the word "lawlz" that adds "catz" at the end the same way "copter" is added at the end of "rofl".

Man. Lawlzcatz.

lawlzcatz by Laaaaawlz November 11, 2011