A nonce.
A pedo.
A kiddy fiddler.
A perv.
Shall i carry on?
Person 1: omg i loooove kids!!!!
Person 2: Ew dude who are you Zoe Laverne?? Thats nasty.
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Pedophile who uses her fame and looks to lure 23 year old kids.
Zoe Laverne: Connor and I were just in a a dark place, and we just caught feelings!

Everyone: How is that normal?
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Zoe Laverne is a racist girl who cries for attention, is a bad influence to young audiences, and a cheater.
Girl 1: my boyfriend cheated with a girl

Girl 2: the girl must have been Zoe Laverne.
by LAVERNE MELANIN QUEEN May 29, 2020
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A Bitch that crys for no reason And said the n word crys if she didnt get 11 chicken nuggets in a 10 peace box held a g*n has 8 year old dumbitches fanclub
DAMM Zoey laverne IS ANOYYING
by pennywise🎈 October 19, 2020
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A problematic Teenage girl who DIDN"T Make Mistakes they were choices and if you are a little fan ill be waiting at my tiktok for the hate ;) (@myxrxses) by the way has anyone told you that your idol is the most Problematic teenager girl on the tiktok Platform? Honestly still surprised she did a good job Brainwashing her fans.
Girl 1:
Who is your idol?

Girl 2: Oh! My idol is Zoe Lavern :)

Girl 1: Ew
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A girl who cheats and lies to get away with it. She can be very aggressive and inappropriate. She vapes in front of her fans and encourage them to do it to. She is a hoe.
Person 1:” You know that girl who vapes and lies to her fans on Instagram “
Person 2:”you must be talking about Zoe Laverne
by Rose.pinaple May 22, 2019
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These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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