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cum laude by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016
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Suma Cum Laude
Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.
Suma Cum Laude by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019
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Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide
The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.
Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007
Harold Lauder
A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:
"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.
She didn't wake.
He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.
She didn't wake.
He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
Harold Lauder by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010
Magna Cum Laude
It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.
Magna Cum Laude by 409010402050 September 11, 2011