Chicago latent homo

typical pampered spoiled mid-western boy with mommy issues. Would rather be alcoholic, pill popper than admit his homosexuality. Marries older, foreign woman to keep his cover with parents

That Johh M. from Palentine Illinois, sure is a tyical Chicago latent homo

Chicago latent homo by Mark does John M July 14, 2008

Latent Homosexual 

One who is inordinately enraged by the casual use of "strict" terms (like "charcoal" and "propane"), hangs out with "the guys" and rarely has sex with his lawful wife.

Is also unusually interested in, um, tools, power tools, his personal tool shed, drives a powerful (ie. penis) pick up truck

Above all, evinces a woman's sensitivity to mundane things such as the clothes his child wears, the hat his "buddy" wears.

Almost always: an anal-retentive type.

Hank Hill, a latent homosexual who fits all of the above and more. His constant desire for "meat, perfectly grilled" is also interesting.

He also has a distinct fear of the female body and its functions.

Latent Homosexual by JstLuvTxs September 29, 2010

Latent Homosexual 

Someone who is in denial of their extreme gayness, and refuses to come out of the closet, one who is often flaming and conflicted with their strict, right-wing religious roots.

Wow, Bob sure is a Latent Homosexual. What a poofter! He should just give it up and go smoke some bone.

Latent Homosexual by Joeblow146 December 9, 2008

Latent Homotextuality

When two people over seventy, of the same sex, learn to text each other.

My grandmother and her friend Phillis are now sending text messages to each other. I guess they are experiencing latent homotextuality.

Latent Homotextuality by Bucksnarly March 18, 2009