lachesism 

Lachesism is a feeling, or a emotion. It is defined as the desire to be struck by disaster- to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire

Is anyone else feeling a little lachesism??

lachesism by Geavanni July 14, 2018

Latched Up

A girl with a boyfriend.

John: Mike, you still trying to fuck Evie even though she got a boyfriend now?
Mike: Bro I don't give a shit if that hoe latched up, I'll die trying!
John: Oath!

Latched Up by The Methy Definer February 1, 2017

lachesis 

The second of the three fates in Greek Mythology. Lachesis measures the thread of life after Clothos spins it and before Atropos cuts it.

Let's hope Lachesis had a long tape measure when you were born!

lachesis by The Professor June 29, 2004

Lachesist 

A person who often feels the feeling lachesism

He is a lachesist.

Lachesist by alpotionCX May 14, 2020

latchelor 

A bachelor looking to latch onto a female to be his wife. Latchelors are often in the final stages of bachelorhood.

Bro #1: I'm gonna get my smoke. My stock is rising, and I'm over dating. I'm ready to latch onto a female.
Bro #2: Bro, you're now a latchelor. Congrats.

latchelor by Sawsbaws July 31, 2022

Lachesistic

Adjective
To describe a person who often feels lachesism

He is lachesistic.

Lachesistic by alpotionCX May 14, 2020

latchet 

latchet is a word that can be used to define or describe anything that is a compartment or can be used for storage... so it pretty much can mean just about anything...

Here put my glasses in the latchet.

Dude I just got done screwing a chick in her latchet.

latchet by DaRealMan June 30, 2009