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Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.
Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

Obama's last name 

Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.
Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.
Obama's last name by obamabruhladen September 14, 2019

Obama's Last Name 

Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"
Obama's Last Name by Tsar Dudebro II September 21, 2019

Obama's last name 

One of the tree unsolved mysteries.
The three unsolved mysteries are

Area 51
Bermuda Triangle
And Obama's last name
Obama's last name by LeilaSP October 6, 2019

Obama's last name 

It Obama. His full name is Obama Obama
Person 1: What's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's Obama
Person 1: So his name is Obama Obama?
Person 2: Yes
Obama's last name by SmallYtu March 15, 2020

Obama’s last name 

One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved
Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows
Obama’s last name by Gokeez September 14, 2019