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Lakeland High School 

AKA Bakeland, the druggie school of Huron Valley.

All the bathrooms smell horrible because people use them to smoke pot. Theres someone in every class that either sells drugs or can give you a phone number to call someone who sells drugs. The girls are cliquey. The guys are douche-bags. International Academy people downstairs think they are better than everyone else just because they're in a smarter school.
The only good thing about Lakeland is... oh wait. There isn't one.
Two girls got busted for bringing alcohol to school and getting drunk just last week.
Typical lakeland high school.

lakeland 

Place where people go to die....

And theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of Walmarts, Publixs Badcock, Home Depots, or Sonics....
1: So what do you want to do tonight?
2: I dunno whats to do in Lakeland?
1: Die.
lakeland by Brandi January 8, 2005

Lakeland High School 

A high school in a small town New York which is the definition of hell and where all dreams go to die.
Person one: hey bro I'm going to Lakeland High School this year

Person two: woah good luck because all kids care about in the da pressing cardboard box is drugs and sex

LaserMan 

A creature that inhabits a planet revolving around a blue sun. There color of the light apparently makes him want to have anal sex with his hot mother or something, because he only stops doing that to make stupid claims that he doesn't understand.

LaserMan was once trying to justify emulation by saying that it was ok because the games were hard to find. Later on, he said that the Gamecube had a 400 bit processor and the PS2 had a 128 bit processor. He went on to say that Nintendo (read: Satan) just needs better marketing even though he displayed a complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

He's also a fad hopper.
The day everyone starts jumping off bridges, laserman will be right there behind them.
LaserMan by Kris' father July 9, 2004

lameland 

a city located in lakeland, FL where there is nothing to do unless you drive 45 minutes to tampa or Orlando
" man; there's nothing to do in lameland today"

"you want to go to cobb?"
lameland by bee bop)738 July 10, 2017
A guy who is 'common' or slow witted. Someone who never gets a punchline and settles for the worse.
That guy is such white trash, a real dumb ass Lamerand!
Lamerand by Angledrawers August 8, 2018