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Lyricide 

The act of destroying a person's psyche and/or will to live by means of incredible rapping performance, whether by devastating insult to the person affected or by pure lyrical genius.
*Rapper finishes his set of amazing rhyming*

Victim: I...I can't go on. LIFE SIMPLY ISN'T WORTH LIVING ANYMORE!

Witness: Oh shit son! That *offensive vernacular term for African-Americans* just committed lyricide on that fool!
Lyricide by Master Jo-Joe August 18, 2009
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Lyricide 

Listening to music that makes one want to kill oneself.

It specifically refers to depressing lyrics with side effects of attacking a persons subconscious if they don't listen to lyrics, or consciously making them want to kill themselves. Either way, it is a very high risk situation.

Also includes most pop music. On the grounds that the lyrics are so shallow that one must find refuge deep within themselves, with a knife or a sword or something.
Ali: "I love bright eyes. It is my musical choice to slit my wrists to."
Boss: "Don't you dare turn on that zune! That is lyricide! We will replace your blood stained cubicle !"

Jessica: "Elliot Smith means something to me because he was so poetic about his suicide."
Beavis: "He committed lyricide on himself."
Lyricide by ALIKALINE December 30, 2012
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Larbicide 

When a blond girl hunts children on horseback
"Dude! Did you hear about the larbicide at Princess Margaret?"
Larbicide by Larissa M. Lucas August 13, 2009

Lagicide 

The term used to describe a death on an online FPS where the main cause of the death is extreme amounts of lag.

This is usually because a player cannot accurately target an enemy and is therefore eventually being killed by the enemy or, on some occasions, the player himself committs "suicide" due to the combination of unplayable amounts of lag and explosives.
"Dude, there's so much lag in this match, how are we suppose to play like this?!"

"tell me about it. It's mass lagicide out there!"
Lagicide by Freakdood December 28, 2008

Lagicide 

The term used to describe a death on an online FPS where the main cause of the death is extreme amounts of lag.

There are many instances where lagicide can take place. One example is where a player cannot get to cover effectively because of the lag causing the player to have poor control over their in-game model.
Another example is where a player cannot effectively target another player due to him "jumping" about due to lag. This usually leads to the player losing this fight.
One last example is where a player might try and use grenades or other explosives to eliminate the foe but, due to laggy gameplay, the explosive can often hit or bounce of walls or scenery the player is barely aiming at, prompting an untimely death.

This all leads to a sub-par match for the player. Quitting the game is the usual next step after experiencing lagicide.
"Dude, there's so much lag in this match, how are we suppose to play like this?!"

"tell me about it. It's mass lagicide out there!"
Lagicide by Freakdood December 30, 2008

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