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fat whore; UNDOUCHED CUNT
ugh! you look so laroo!
laroo by jenna April 18, 2005
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Laroo Eye 

When some guy blows a load into your left eye and you do absolutely nothing about it.. You let it sit there until your eye gets really red, pussy and gross.
Dude your eye is prety messed up what happened last night?"

"Some guy came in it and i got laroo eye"
Laroo Eye by Brenden Hennessey February 2, 2009

Poo-Poo-LaRoo 

1st: A phrase used in conversation when responding to someone's negative behavior, usually resulting in feelings hurt and/or embarrassment for the victim.

2nd: A title for expensive and/or classy and/or chic objects, whether they be products to buy, buildings, and/or other applicable instances.
1st: p1: "Of course UrbanDictionary isnt factual, anyone can create their own entries!"
p2: "Oh, well Poo-Poo-LaRoo to you then."

2nd: "That new white iPhone 3G of yours is very Poo-Poo-LaRoo"
Poo-Poo-LaRoo by tjansN1990 October 20, 2008

Tits LaRoo 

A girl who developed early and started putting out right away. By now, she's already cycled through all the guys she knows at least once and they're all pretty fed up with her/ So, she goes around trying to get guys to fuck her so that she won't hate herself anymore. She's usually about as clean as the floor of a seven-eleven.
Dude: Oh fuck! Tits LaRoo is coming.
Tits LaRoo by Lark September 30, 2007

Chesty Laroo 

Primarily a chick drink made for girls who can't handle straight shots (yet) and don't like the taste of beer. But is now sweeping the nation as a drink everyone can love, even flynnies and jolly greens
I don't want a beer, can I have a Chesty?
This Chesty LaRoo's so good, my Grandmother chugged a bottle.
Chesty Laroo by B-town06 November 11, 2005

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."
blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006