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Lackbeard 

Man lacking facial hair.
Barry : "Haven't you even reached puberty yet? Lackbeard."

Elves from the Lord of the Rings.
Lackbeard by BarryLover February 17, 2007
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(Larbear)Alvarez 

Larbear is the greatest math teacher in history he dazzles his students with his rugged good looks and “Huge” personality, He is also an avid lacrosse coach adored by all his players. He also has a deep love for Mountain Dew. Note, prone to motorcycle accidents.
a skateboarder who has monster-ass heelflips
Holy crudsicles! Did you see Larbear heelfip that 20-stair yesterday? It was insane!
Larbear by shatastic September 2, 2009
A beautiful girl name. The name is pronounced Lack-er-ay. Lakeare is a caring, smiling person who always likes to brighten your day!
'My boyfriend cheated on me, I can't focus on anything!'
'You don't deserve him. You're way too amazing for him and he has lost a beautiful individual like you. I can help you with your studies if you need it. Let's focus on the better things.'
'You're right, Lakeare, I don't need him. Thanks!'
Lakeare by pqstel June 7, 2018
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026