lardscarf 

fat from the bottom of the chin to the neck area resembling a scarf around ones neck

The singer of Architecture in Helsinki is working on a lardscarf.

lardscarf by Frizzell December 17, 2008

Lardcafarf 

Someone who is really fat and really stupid.
Someone fat who no one likes.
Someone who will never get married.

AHAHA what a lardcafarf!
look at that lardcafarf over there.

Lardcafarf by gingaaa123 March 21, 2009

lardscaping

Shaping, defining or removing excess body fat (is there any other kind?), such as through liposuction

Damn, Francine looks hot since the doctor turned her spare monster-truck tire into an awesome hourglass. Blessed lardscaping.

lardscaping by The Master Bates February 10, 2008