lardscarf 

fat from the bottom of the chin to the neck area resembling a scarf around ones neck

The singer of Architecture in Helsinki is working on a lardscarf.

lardscarf by Frizzell December 17, 2008

Lardcafarf 

Someone who is really fat and really stupid.
Someone fat who no one likes.
Someone who will never get married.

AHAHA what a lardcafarf!
look at that lardcafarf over there.

Lardcafarf by gingaaa123 March 21, 2009

lardscaping

Shaping, defining or removing excess body fat (is there any other kind?), such as through liposuction

Damn, Francine looks hot since the doctor turned her spare monster-truck tire into an awesome hourglass. Blessed lardscaping.

lardscaping by The Master Bates February 10, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016