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laptiwitz
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A
lazy ass motherfucker
who never comes out of his room and
constantly
beats off to gay porn while
fingering
his asshole.
Why
are you
being such a
motherfucking
laptiwitz
wanna be
today?
by
Wentworth kid
May 13, 2005
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