lapslock

1. Typing in all lowercase.

2. Failure to use CAPSLOCK when you should be using CAPSLOCK.

1. this is lapslock.

2. In an all-capslock forum, this is also lapslock.

lapslock by Lullabee January 24, 2009

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Lapslacker

A person who avoids working by pretending to be busy using their laptop.

That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.

Lapslacker by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016

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lapslock • Lapscock • Lapslacker

Lapscock

The opposite of capslock; that is, never capitalizing anything, even when to do so would be gramatically correct.

Often used by teenage girls and lazy people, can be seen accompanied by letter abuse.

hey guys, i got held up by luke. i'll be there soonnn!

sorry for the lapscock, my shift key is broken.

Lapscock by Gypsydiver December 7, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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