Retarded mut dogs which are sexually exploited by homely woman. They’re often referred by the name of randy or prancer, for their unique oral skills.
"I think the only thing that lady is laying tonight would be a lap dog."
by smigul January 03, 2006
Slang for Laptop Computer.

Usually used by Geeks trying to play their 'geekyness' down and look cool
'Where is the Disc?'

'It's in the Lapdog'
by Hypersonik October 24, 2009
A 20something man who lands a hot female his age or slightly older.(no more than 5 years)He's muscular,pretty,and fucks the daylights outta her.Too bad he's broke.She's out whoring around with "WEALTHY MEN WHO CAN..."but has LAPDOG for emotional comfort and workouts at the gym.He don't really wanna know what the deal is 'bout that nice condo and the Porsche Boxster.All relationships are temporary...and this one's no different:She'll either
dump him when "MR.BIG STAMPS" decides to take her private...
Or when he returns to being ALPHA DOG as opposed to safe LAPDOG.
GYM RAT 1:"Wassup wit'Dylan and that chick he trains with?
He don't hang wit' us no mo'."

GYM RAT 2:"Yeah...Never seen homie play LAPDOG like this
before.Must be pussy whipped."
by L.MARTIN October 30, 2005
One or more females sitting on your lap.
"Let's go to the strip club and get a couple lapdogs!"
by Xanier ramirez January 19, 2008

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