laotian

A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.

-"Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-"I'm Laotian."
-"You're the ocean? What ocean?"
-"Laotian. From Laos, Stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million."
-"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

From King of the Hill

by Poji July 31, 2005

laotian

Person whose origin is from the country of Laos.

I'm not American, I'm Laotian.

by [e-mail] December 21, 2003

laotian

A name for the native peoples of Laos. btw, Lao people HATE being called "laotian", they much better preffer to be called "Lao."

Jao bpen koun Lao. (I am a laotian person)

by Kanitha September 24, 2007

Laotian Breakfast

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.

“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”

by Brown Lightning June 19, 2019

laotian lollipop

When you go down on a girl/guy and have to use sriracha sauce to cover up the taste of an STD.

Joey: Man that girl is so hot, I don't care if she has the clap, I'll just pull a laotian lollipop

Tyler: gross

by TJ Stern January 5, 2011

Laotian Airbags

Like Bulgarian Airbags, but bigger, and natural.

- Man, this chick looks gorgeous, I think her airbags are bulgarian.
- Dude, no those are Laotian Airbags! They are all natural!

by tushe August 20, 2007

Laotian Christmas

When you bury landmines into a ski slope as a joke.

"Dude was drunk enough to pull a Laotian Christmas, and next thing you know, the guy's serving twenty life sentences in a maximum security prison."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016