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1. lanyard
A cord designed to hold something around the neck, usually with a clip at the end on which to fasten the object. Used for easy exposure and/or quick access to an ID badge, keys, etc.
"We could tell who the roadies were at the rock concert, because they each wore an 'all-access backstage pass' on a lanyard."
"Oh, so THAT'S what those things are called."
by Bill M. Jul 29, 2004 add a video
2. lanyard
A group of Freshmen, usually at a College or University, named for the lanyards Freshmen often wear around their necks with their ID and keys.
Last Friday we just sat drinking on our porch watching all the lanyards of wandering and lost freshmen pass by.
3. lanyard
noun;
male sex organ (see also fanyard)
The spaniard put his lanyard in her fanyard.
by anonymous Oct 1, 2003 add a video
4. lanyard
A derogatory term used to describe a midget or little person.
Bob: "Ausin Powers is one of my favorite movies."
Tom: "Me too. I love that little lanyard in it."
5. lanyard
the coolest sounding word in the english language.
my favourite words are spinchter, vulva and lanyard.
6. lanyard
adj; something that is completely unbearable. The opposite of standard.
Going to work on Mondays is lanyard.
by standard Jun 23, 2004 add a video
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