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Hansboroughed 

Getting hit hard in the face, getting physically messed up.
"Damn you just hansboroughed that b***h"
Hansboroughed by Wakeel March 24, 2007

The Hansborough 

An over confident ego state usually brought on when public speaking or selling to customers, also induced by drinking alcohol or talking about women.

Typical man stuff.

Not to be confused with "The Hainsborough" which is the exact opposite, - non confident and scared alter-ego state, which can be brought on by more confident, usually intimidating men.
"You dont say no to The Hansborough!"

"The Hansborough is back!"

Lanesborough 

An absolute shithole of a place located somewhere between the villages of arse end and of nowhere.

This place offers many attractions such as the local link to Roscommon and Longford, robbing boats, taking bikes that were never yours but are now, the town is mainly known because the river Shannon goes through it.
Lanesborough is such a kip that Roscommon did not want all of it so it shares it with Longford.

The scenery in Lanesborough can be quite unusual as it can either be the sight of wind turbines or the local prostitutes, if you ever go through Lanesborough (because obviously your not stopping in this Kip) PLEASE AVOID THEM!!!
If you don’t know what they look like, rest assured you will be able to tell.
This town has recently come into having heaps of Ukrainian, as someone that has always lived here (unfortunately), it is an absolutely vile site.
One thing I can say for sure is that if you can, avoid it but if you can’t then good luck.
You will also find that it has a healthy dose of random violence that is usually sorted by one man.

The Garda in Lanesborough are only here to look the part, if you ever ask them for help they will say, please hold, while your call is transferred to Longford.
Ye I’ve been to Lanesborough, but only to go to Longford.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026