Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.
This type of person is renowned for attending many LAN's using such wickedsick equipment such as a Toshiba Satellite A600 Ultra Laptop.
A breif summary of this entry into the Urban Dictionary has concluded that the "LAN KING" is not a member of the gaming community to be messed with.
Dude 2 - "Yeh i heard he's got wicked-sick-ultra-rad skills!"
Dude 1 - "No way?!"
Dude 2 - "And he games on a laptop!"
Dude 1 - "I'd Challenge Him"
Dude 2 - "Dude... No1 challenges the LAN-King"