A “LankE” can be defined 2 ways. It can either be a silly looking dodo bird, with a very sassy attitude.
Or “LankE” can simply mean that you want my dick.
Peep my soundcloud.
Or “LankE” can simply mean that you want my dick.
Peep my soundcloud.
by WorkPants September 4, 2018
a very long and lanky boi but a very good friendo who has a lot of friendos including a small boi and a medium-sized boi
by gam3ral June 17, 2019
Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.
Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!
Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.
After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.
After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017
"Whats the deal with Grant?" "He's in the lank zone because he just got dumped, don't worry it'll pass."
by sometimessepe November 7, 2017
On September 26, 1854, While serving as US consul in England, American novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote in what would be published as his English Notebooks (1857) these undiplomatic remarks about local women: “The British Scientific Association now in session here, many distinguished strangers were present. What chiefly struck me, however, was the lack of beauty in the women, and the horrible lankness of not a few of them….Who would not abhor such a wife? I really pitied the respectable elderly gentlemen whom I saw walking about with such atrocities hanging on their arms-the grim, red-faced monsters! Surely a man would be justified in … taking a sharp knife and cutting away their mountainous flesh, until he had brought them into reasonable shape, as a sculptor seeks for the beautiful form in a woman in a shapeless block of marble. The husband must feel that something alien has grown over and encrusted the slender creature whom he married, and he is horribly wronged by having all this flabby flesh imposed upon him as his wife.”
by BOMS September 26, 2007