Langley High School

Langley High School is full of rich, snobby students who were accidentally born from a ripped condom so here these demonic monsters thrive shooting heroin into their veins knowing they were born failures and will die failures. The daughters of Langley have sex with their fathers so he’ll give her the cocaine she has been craving since she was eight. The mothers wack off their sons because they are all cougars and can’t get the pool boys attention. Even though they may brag about having more money, they can’t spell for shit (“Go LAGLEY!”). McLean manages to make them their bitch each and every year. Not only do we crush them in basketball (slight work), we have endlessly made the fat girl with the boob reduction surgery cry and cut herself. However, that is not the only surgery these fucking students receive. The rich girls rebelliously fucked the stone heads to prove a point to society that they are more than just washed up piece of shit. The only thing they got from that was an abortion. These kids who are destined for the great school of George Mason University, unless they had the privilege of giving their teachers a blowjob after school, will definitely overdose in a McDonald’s bathroom, you know— after they got their ass beat by a bunch of McLean kids, the most sacred beings in the land.

McLean Kid: Hey, who is that pregnant girl over there?

Other McLean Kid: Oh, she must go to Langley.

McLean Kid: No way she’s a Langley kid, she would be overdosed somewhere.

*Stoner walks over to girl*

McLean Kid: Oh wait, she does go to Langley High School.

by kbh12 May 3, 2019

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