When two people are having sex in the 69 position and one defecates on the others face on accident due to diarrhea, creating a Tuscaloosa Landslide
by SheLuvvsDev October 23, 2022
The act of dipping a cigar in seminal fluid and using said cigar to widen your partnrers asshole to the point of fitting your penis in with it. You then furiously fuck your partner for as long as it take to recite "We Shall Fight on the beaches". The act ends when your partner deficates their semen-laced cigar flake covered innards on you.
by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts February 16, 2022
The state of land errosion that occurs after hundreds of people beer piss down the same hill out back of your garage.
"If you could get past the smell of the piss landslide to sow grass seed, you certainly couldnt get it to grow"
by BBOG August 21, 2008
by the yechols May 21, 2013
Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide
by DoucheOnAPlane September 11, 2018
When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.
My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...
by Dickticklee January 2, 2009
Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.
by 1kookat February 24, 2011