Have you been introduced to Bruce? He may suggest you come over for a beer to watch football, but he really means he wants a naked wrestle in front of the fire. He is the one with a pinkthong and glitter on his ass cheeks. Lift up his dress and you'll clearly see that he is a bit of a land sailor.
Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.