Lamonting 

Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.

Damn that woman is so hot I'm straight up lamonting.
I lost.

Lamonting by poggerchampion221 July 5, 2022

LaFountain Dip

A person holding cum in their mouth so it may be dipped out with chips for consumption. She may also spit the dip onto the chips like a fountain...hence LaFountain.

Your mom just had some of my LaFountain dip out of your sisters mouth.

Your mom just LaFountained all over those chips with my gorilla grease. I would stop eating those if I were you.

LaFountain Dip by cheeser696 December 29, 2010

Ray Lamontagne 

A folk singer from Maine who can really belt it out. He has his own style, which nowadays is pretty incredible.

Im going home to listen to some Ray Lamontagne, because he is the only one who really understands me.

Ray Lamontagne by Philbert 77 December 9, 2008

Law Of Lamont 

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

Law Of Lamont by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Lamont wasted 

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

Lamont wasted by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Lamont The Owl 

A Type Of Owl Who Consumes Many Foods, Drinks And Robs Banks With His Partner In Crime Quandale Dingle and With His Uncle Quandalian Dingleson As They Run A Doughnut Shop In New York City.

My Names Quandale Dingle With My Uncle Quandalian Dingleson And With My Favorite Pet Lamont The Owl

Lamont The Owl by Lamont The Owl April 4, 2022

Bishop Lamont 

The man who will save the West Coast and lay that Dirty South crunk bullshit to rest. With Dre behind him he will be a very large success. As he says in a very ill song "No Stoppin Carson"

"The CPT hook up with Carson DA on the map now the whole hood hoppin, Dre got my back so there ain't no stoppin"

Yo dog, you listen to Bishop Lamont? His shit runs deep.

Bishop Lamont by WESTSIDEBESTSIDE January 23, 2009