lakeport

An average tasting line of cheap beer brewed in Hamilton, Ontario.

It is a staple beer on many college and university campuses in Southern Ontario due to the low prices.

There is Lakeport Pilsner, Lakeport Honey, Lakeport Red, Lakeport Ice, Lakeport Strong, Lakeport Light, Brava.. among others.

It is great for college kids strapped for cash and ready to get hammered.

It has yet to break out of Southern Ontario or get into the bar scene, as it is purely a take-home beer.

"Good Beer, Faaaair Prices... Lakepoorrrrt!!"
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lakeport by K Taylor December 11, 2007

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Ladeport

1. the door in a barn
2. Slang for a big ass

Damn girl, you got a nice big ladeport

Ladeport by Jansemus August 28, 2019

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ladeport

it's the danish word for OMFG YOUR ASS IS TOO FUCKIN HUGE.

Hello Anne-Grethe your ladeport is fuckin ugly and it smells like sour kraul

ladeport by Jallabar Sørensen January 5, 2017

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Lakeworthy

An idea or item that is worthy of taking to a lake side vaccation.

Such as liquor or food or funny items or experiences.
This idea is held to an extreme for the believers in the lake habitat.

The lake habitat is known for its peace and tranquility away from the busy city life.

This bottle of tequila is totally lakeworthy.

Lakeworthy by Starchild135 December 25, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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