Lampathy

A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.

Bob: We need more sugar.
Billy: CBA
Bob: I'll go, then. How Far is the shop?
Billy: <Getting up and putting coat on> Hang on, I'll find out.
Bob:That's Lampathy for you!

Lampathy by PowellBar March 7, 2011

Lapatunieus 

(1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. The word originally derived from a Pornographic scene from a 'hardcore' film. The line "lets put two in the ass" was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. Thus spawned the use of the word Lapatuniues.

(2) Another term for 'etc.'

Example for (1)

"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."

Example for (2)

I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.

Lapatunieus by Bounga September 30, 2006

Lapatate 

To lapatate is spread lube over your ass and thighs and then smack your ass against someone else's lube-covered ass and thighs.

She leaned in and whispered into her friend's ear: "That man over there at the bar just asked me if i wanted to lapatate with him."

Lapatate by limejarritos December 3, 2020

Lampatious 

A person who likes hurting other people's emotions....That person is fuckin lampatious 😶

Why do you have to be so Lampatious?

Lampatious by Prótøgy November 25, 2021

laPatte 

An absolute Tippy-Top. Unquestionably NOT the bottom in all their relationships.

That dude is a total LaPatte in bedroom he just slays the subbies. I heard he leaves cute fluff-drakes limping through the halls of conventions.

laPatte by a secret admirer ;) May 20, 2022

latpat 

IITM lingo. Means something fishy going on.

Kuch khichdi pak rahi hai ... zaroor kuch baathai babu ... latpat!

latpat by jha October 11, 2004

lapatapa 

A Mexican cuisine

My brother is eating LAPATAPA.

lapatapa by Lapapapa April 24, 2014