jon lajoie

johnattan lajoie, canadian comedian who got famous making awesome videos on the internet.
check ou his youtube channel "jonlajoie" .

"My favorite toy when I was a kid was this motherfuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with this motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex in the Sears Catalog and then I played with MY motherfucker all day long, about 10 times a day man ! All year long !"

"Notin speacial bout me motherfucka !"

- Jon Lajoie, from his song Everyday Regular Normal Guy 1&2

jon lajoie by alansfr April 6, 2008

Lavoie 

A surname of French origin. translated to mean 'the way', referring to a route or place. Often used in reference to Railroad tracks and could have its origins referring to people who live near or around roads.

Lavoie was never a verb but a topographical name referring to people of that area.

Lavoie by DrJ_83 March 31, 2009

Mr Lavoie 

A teacher who, in reality, is an egg and who doesn’t know how to explain his material.

Wow, that chemistry teacher is a real Mr Lavoie...

Mr Lavoie by Cup ‘a’ coffee August 12, 2018

Lavoie 

A term referring to someone named Lavoie who can only get off by having threesomes with his girl and another man.

Hey lets Lavoie that girl.
Past tense. Lavoied
We Lavoied her last night.

Lavoie by Rod69Ib6ub9 June 11, 2022

La Joie 

La Joie Is the most beautiful, funny, understanding, and intelligent person I have ever met she's always there to help the ones that need her, and she's that friend that everybody needs. Not only that but she's trustworthy, honest, and sometimes can be a little too goofy but if you have a La Joie in your life you should keep them bc it's only hard to find someone named that but it's hard not to be her friend.

La Joie is a😘

La Joie by La Joie September 30, 2022

lavoie 

A verb meaning to screw up a business appointment, to forget an important meeting time/place, to miss your business flight, or to generally act in an unprofessional manner.

Man, I really lavoied that business trip! I lost my laptop in the cab on the way to the airport, I was held back by airport security for being a knob & missed my flight, and when I finally arrived I tried to check into the wrong hotel.

lavoie by Darin Otte September 14, 2008

jon lajioe 

The sexiest mother fucker who has a voice like angels.He is a sexual tiger.His love is like airplanes it gives girls orgasm.He also the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.He is Helen Keller of having sex oooh wait that's a bad example,but he has great sex move that he learned from China.

Jon lajioe took over my body last night.

He made me shake my booty but it led to the best night ever,he was a total Jon jajioe

jon lajioe by crouchslamer69 November 13, 2013