lamepants. 

Noun: A person who is very lame.

person 1: hey you know that kid named ben?

person 2: ya what about him?

person 3: he is such a lamepants....

lamepants. by coolpants October 19, 2007

Lady Pants 

A term of endearment between two female (or feminine-natured) friends.

Hey Lady Pants, how's it goin'?

Lady Pants by Stripe Tease January 7, 2011

ladypenis 

The enlarged, dangling clitorus possessed by steroid using female bodybuilders and wrestlers.

Did you see the picture of Chynna's ladypenis? I think I'm scarred for life!

ladypenis by yyyyyyy May 18, 2005

Ladypoints 

Props given to inspirational and awesome ladies that do what they love, and can inspire others to do the same.

Whoa, Mina at that animal shelter every single day? That's dope. Mad-Ladypoints to Mina.

Elia is just the publisher's receptionist but damn does she get some Ladypoints, 'cause she's always finding ways to write, even if it's just a technical manual on how to not keep breaking the photocopier.

Ladypoints by rls446 March 22, 2013

Ladypart 

Ladypart is a child-friendly synonym for Vagina.

'Her ladypart was beautiful, I was eating out of it allll night'

'Her ladypart was vulva pink'

'Have you seen her ladypart yet?'

Ladypart by VULVA DESTROYER May 25, 2009

ladyparts 

the mysterious folds of soft flesh, blooming like some grotesque rose, of the female genital region.

"man, this porno mag is great! it's got 2-page spreads of massive close-ups of just ladyparts!"
"really? and you jerk off to that?"
"YES! enthusiastically, YES!"

ladyparts by espedor October 15, 2008

ladycents 

Ladycent refers to the lower, female value of the dollar.

Based on the current gender pay gap wherein a woman earns 77 cents for every dollar a man makes--for the same work.

Used like the term "dog years" would be, except to describe monetary situations instead of time.

Hey girl, congratulations on the new job! You’re making $65,000? Wow, that’s like $80,000 in mandollars! Too bad they're paying you in ladycents.

Working in publishing is so annoying—the whole industry is paid in ladycents!

If only my bills were charged in ladycents, I’d save 23% without even having to cut back! It would be like paying no taxes at all!

My husband was appalled by their salary offer—he didn’t realize they were expecting to pay me in ladycents, but of course that’s the industry standard.

So the salary range is $45-$55K? Is that in mandollars or ladycents?

ladycents by Mysterious Artemis August 22, 2012