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Sideburns created by grown out head hair which has been combed down in front of the ear, giving the illusion of sideburns. Generally worn by ladies, but also used by gentlemen who are incapable of growing proper sideburns.
Similar to a comb-over for sideburns.
Ian: Dude, check out my new chops.
Gary: I wish I could grow those, all I can grow are these ladyburns
by sippymccloy January 15, 2009
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A female who unmistakably has side burns that resemble something you should only be able to find on a man.
"Dear God look at those lady burns! She must have a beard if she has lady burns like that. Does she shave?"

"Not nearly enough"
by ladyburnhunter October 17, 2009
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