lactic squeeze

the act of inserting a gogurt tube into someone's ass, then with one swift move, squeezing the milky contents into the person's asshole.

Welcome to the kink-through, may I take your order?

Yes I'd like one chili dog, and the missus will take a lactic squeeze.

Fine choice. that'll be 10 bucks. pants down, pull around.

by Courtney R. Klein November 9, 2006

Lactic Suicide

An act of intentionally killing oneself with milk.

Travis committed lactic suicide because he couldn't afford an Xbox.

by Michael Hayes January 11, 2006

lactic caps

Breast, boob, tit, etc....

"Check out those gigantic lactic caps," said Kevin.

by Brett August 26, 2003

Lactic acid

The burning senstation you get in your legs and buttocks after a really hardcore sexual episode.

after two hours of cunnilingus his/her tounge was filled with lactic acid.

While fucking her doggy style his ass and legs began to feel the effects of lactic acid and he could no longer stand

by Diddilly Doo doo May 18, 2006

My cheeks are full of lactic acid

The act of laughing so hard that your cheek muscles' anaerobic respiration goes into overdrive and overflows with lactic acid as a result.

hahaha, alan you're so funny my cheeks are full of lactic acid.

by a little laughter April 6, 2021

lactic brown

A term used in athletic training circles, intense anaerobic training causes a build-up of lactic acid leading to a spontaneous bout of diarrhoea. The acidic nature of said stool leads to severe ring sting, similar to ghandi's revenge but entirely self-inflicted

That session yesterday was savage, it gave me serious lactic brown

by VetCallum400 June 14, 2011

lactic asshole

Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)

Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?

Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.

by TOS T1000 October 14, 2013