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Snot-lacquered 

When something is covered in a wet, slimmy, disgusting, mucus-like substance.
I can't stand baby carrots. They come straight out of the bag Snot-lacquered.

black lacquer table 

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

lacquer head 

someone who spends most of their time getting high by sniffing fumes from different substances.
that dude is such a lacquer head, all he does is sniff paint fumes all day.
lacquer head by little_chris January 28, 2005

lacquer thinner larry 

Crazy individual; usually illiterate, criticizes the wrong person for the wrong reason usually to belittle and get ahead of, but instead gets made fun of because they tried to pick on the wrong celebrity.
Upchurch: yo we got another lacquer thinner Larry here

Entire fan base: OH BOY! Here we go again! Roast him church!

LAQueres 

|Noun|: A sexy dark chocolate skin man with a passion for medicine. A Laqueres also has too many baby mamas to count and is a advocate for the Anti-Process Foundation.
Girl my doctors is a LAQueres, was about ready to become his 49th baby mama 🥵.
Son I have faith you will become a LAQueres one day, keep working hard.
LAQueres by Laqueres July 2, 2020

Lacquer Head 

one who sniffs paint and other harmful substances for that crazy 5 second high
That friggin lacquer head passed out again on carbeurator cleaner.
Lacquer Head by matt May 13, 2005