labyrinthnic

An elaborate and misleading path defined by clueless corporate business process engineers that one must follow to reach their destination.

Once connected to the service help line, it was a labyrinthnic journey in getting to someone who could actually be of any help. I swear they want you to give up before you can get to someone who will actually admit it's the fault of the company..

labyrinthnic by bullharbour January 6, 2014

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Labyrinthitis

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.

Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

Labyrinthitis by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012

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labyrinthine vagina

A vagina that is so huge it has developed an shifting labyrinth

Oh man you don't want to FUCK her!?! If you do you will get lost in her labyrinthine vagina!!!

labyrinthine vagina by Cecemybigdick April 26, 2021

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Labyrinthism

It is when a person begins to act as if the lore from the movie: Labyrinth is real.

Person One: Oh I wish that Jareth could take me to the Labryrinth right now.

Person Two: What are you talking about? That can’t actually happen that’s fiction.

Person One: Don’t say that! My ‘Religion’ Is Labyrinthism, I believe that could happen.

Labyrinthism by -J3ZZIEPIEUWU February 5, 2022

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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