Labour whore 

One of the countless women that chased after the sex god that was Clement Richard Attlee.

Labour Whore: Is that the NHS in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Attlee: Yes, Labour whore. Yes I am. *lovemaking ensues*

Labour whore by Labour17 January 14, 2009

New Labour 

Rebranded UK Labour Party, once a bastion of socialism, now a spin-obsessed turdpile.

Politically, Cherie Blair stands a little to the left of Tony and New Labour. As does Jean-Marie Le Pen, the BNP, Silvio Berlusconi...

New Labour by KHD October 25, 2003

New Labour 

A political party to the right of the Conservitives that professes to be acting in the interests of workers while imposing anti-union laws and tax increases for the poor.

I voted for New Labour in the hope that they'd do some good in the country.

New Labour by Angus Prune April 17, 2003

new labour 

The first time that a political party has been re-branded using the same technique that Daz uses for its washing powder.
"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.

"smile when you say WMD Mr Blair,then they will believe you"

"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)

"Safety" cameras...........BULLSHIT!!!!

ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun

"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"

"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO


LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.

new labour by Flibble June 6, 2005

new labour 

Class traitor thatcherites

Most of tony blair and his cronies make thatcher look like a social reformer.

new labour by black flag June 24, 2004

Labour Day Special 

Engaging in sexual intercourse with your superior in the workplace.

Employee: You wanted to see me Mrs. Applesauce?
Employer: Henry, do know what a labour day special is?
Employee: No ma'am
Employer: You're about to find out. Lock the door.

Labour Day Special by Dr. Whelan September 22, 2010

New Labour 

Tory Lite.

New Labour by JonathanChance October 31, 2003