(kie-uhh) Kyuh is a overgrown beast, found in its natural habitat, the kitchen or underneath objects, usally moist places. Beware: if you make eye contact with the beast you may be at risk of being eaten or butt raped.
Guy: hey, did you hear Patrick got butt raped by Kyuh...
Guy: dude, that sucks...
Guy: nah, not really, we G's
Guy: *head nod* yeaaaa.