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Only the greatest person in the whole world. He can wreck anyone in any game even if he hasn't played it. kylemystery has the genetalia that can reach across five football fields and is as wide as a school bus. He is so sexy that he turns straight men gay and lesbians straight. Everyone just wants a piece of his Godly Genitals.
Did you see kylemystery?

Oh Did I!! when I saw him my vagina just instantly squirted and it was like a thousand orgasms at once

Yeah they call him "Baang the last vagina juice bender" he can bend all the juice out of ur pussy
by viewer of kylemystery June 09, 2013
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