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Flying the kite 

to masturbate; typically used when referring to male pleasure.
His hands were tired after flying the kite all afternoon.
Flying the kite by Jersey girls October 13, 2012

tail on the kite 

The tail on the kite is a person not in charge, who is content to follow someone else's lead.
My husband is not in charge! He is just the tail on the kite.

My friends planned this whole trip, so I'm just the tail on the kite.

flying the kite 

flahy-ing thuh kahyt-verb-when, in the act of anal intercourse due to a cycle of menstruation- the male lies on his back and female in the cow girl position, tugging on the dangling tampon string as though the wind were pulling the female away from the male.

flew the kite, will fly the kite, etc.
This chick is on the rag, so I'll be flying the kite tonight.
flying the kite by dfc739 September 19, 2009

Flying the kite 

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)
Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.
Flying the kite by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

The Human Kite 

The Superhero Alter-ego of Kyle Brovloski who can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes. A member of Coon and Friends. A parody of Superman.
Here's an exosuit for the day The Human Kite betrays me. - The Coon
The Human Kite by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

The Butter Kite 

This is an act where the male (or the dominant sexual partner) proves his dominance. To accomplish this the inferior partner must collect the semen in his hand during sex, you do this by pulling out at the last moment. You then cup your hands like an umbrella over the glans before ejaculation and collect it all. Then the dominant partner stretches his scrotum out, making it kite like in shape, and the inferior partner spreads the semen out on the scrotum.
Then the dominant party drags his scrotum over his partners face, and thus the rite is complete, and he has proven his dominace.
"Your sister didn't want to acknowledge me as the dominant one in our relationship, so I gave her The Butter Kite. Guess who's in charge now!"