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Kulpsville 

a city in southern pennsylvania, the awesomest vilage in all of the motherfucking earth
Kulpsville is FUCKING AWESOME
Kulpsville by qeoj bjb January 26, 2012
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That act of fucking yourself, either literally or figuratively.
Hey Cam, why don't you go Kuypnasty yourself? or Fuck, I just Kuypnastyed myself by not filing my taxes for the last 10 years.
Kuypnasty by Jim45634579 July 19, 2018

Kuyper College 

Used to be known as Reformed Bible College (Reformed Bridal College), because of it's strong base in Biblical knowledge and its seeming ability to get people married by the time they graduate. Now called Kuyper College in honor of the Reformed theologian Abraham Kuyper. Famous for "The Loop," which is the path around campus that couples walk. The more times you walk around the loop with someone of the opposite gender, the more likely you are to be married to them. Legend says that these bonds will never be broken. The students that attend this college go there because they want to go, not because their parents made them attend. In other words, the community is very tight. The students there are who they say they are. They are not hypocritical like the other "colleges with a Christian background" around them, they are God-fearing individuals. Parties on campus consist of things like fort building, ultimate frisbee, and root beer keggers. The student body consists of less than 500 people, so it is an incredibly small school.
"Kuyper college students have fun without drugs!"
Kuyper College by truelovewaits1 October 28, 2010
the mixture of cum and earwax, generally found after receiving a Belancin. It's a crisp amber, or a beautiful goldenrod color
Boy, Erik that kupsis sure does taste good.
Kupsis by Mr. Gingahbread January 23, 2008
A person which is good at gaming of all kinds, a prodigy of games.
His gaming made it seem as if he were a kuyper.
kuyper by JordanofSmashing June 24, 2009

Kumpshke 

An exclamation that describes when one's self is within cumshot distance of someone (or something).
"That's a lot of talk for a guy within kumpshke distance..."
Kumpshke by TheGayBat February 29, 2020