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15.
A "Kurt" likes to think he can do what he wants, when he wants, when in reality, he's quite an asshole. When his significant other inquires about his female bestfriend, she is immidiately insulted, usually including but not limited to name calling, such as "you jealous whore, stay out of my business". A "Kurt" also dislikes ditzy girls, although he encourages silly behavior, sending out very mixed signals. It is strongly advised to never become associated with a "Kurt", because he will eventually screw you over. He is very experienced, so don't try to get close to him. It's all just a game, to him.
Brittany: Wow, look at him! He's cute.

Amanda: Yeah, but I hear he's a real Kurt. Better stay away.

Brittany: Oh, I guess you're right. I don't want to get involved with a guy like that.
by ashlynnn June 26, 2009
 
16.
A way of signing off, usually without much effort.
(after being told to draw a map showing the location of the destination, the boy draws only an X) "Kurt, done!"
by Saggs February 04, 2008
 
17.
A very strange individual, normally a homo , who enjoys cutting himself...
Normally has a lame hairstyle, and only one tone of voice. He enjoys insulting other people, and trying to direct their lives, when, really, he has no life himself.
Maureen- 'Oh look, there's a trail of blood!'

Edgar- 'I bet it leads to Kurt!'
by Maureen&&Edgar May 28, 2009
 
18.
Extremely stupid- generally used for people who are utter failures in life, will not go to college, and probably not even graduate from high school.
"Whats your favorite dinosaur?"
"A rhinoceros!"
"Stop being such a Kurt!"
by lkzkljgdfoagea October 07, 2008
 
19.
1-Another word for pubic hair.
2-Is a popular porn star name, both for men and women.
"guys shouldnt shave kurt"

"Kurt is a ho"
by lola smith April 25, 2007
 
20.
another word to describe society's collective sound; another word for gee.
did you learn anything from society today? (answer) Yes I did! KURT!!!
by squilliam November 18, 2006
 
21.
1. noun; person Gets owned for a living.

2. noun; bitch See (example 1)
Oh man, did you see how that Kurt got owned? I bet he does that for a living.
by James Harrington February 18, 2008