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Kunt Muffin 

Noun: Similar to Cunt Muffin, the notable difference being the "K" which changes the word from a horrific insult to a loving term of endearment.

Often used to describe a friend who has either made a silly mistake or recently done you a favor.

It is also important to note that when calling someone a Kunt Muffin it is usually a good idea to specify that you are using the complimentary form of the phrase to avoid confusion.
Carly: Jane just bought me shoes for my birthday!
Sam: Aw, that is so sweet!
Carly: She is such a kunt muffin!
Sam: That isn't very nice!
Carly: No, no I mean a kunt muffin with a K.
Kunt Muffin by CraigHayger October 28, 2013
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Cuntmuffin 

Cuntmuffin by Gaz September 24, 2003

cuntmuffin 

a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you
"Will your such a cuntmuffin"
cuntmuffin by superbong25 February 20, 2004

cuntmuffin 

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.
Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!
cuntmuffin by maybelle June 19, 2007

Duckface cuntmuffin 

Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other
MAN thats one Duckface cuntmuffin!!!
Mornin my little Duckface Cuntmuffin
Duckface cuntmuffin by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006

Cuntmuffin 

A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.
Hello. My name is Kasey, and I am a cuntmuffin.

Cuntmuffinwaffletwat 

Kyle: yo what up?
Miranda:fuck you
Kyle:Shut up you cuntmuffinwaffletwat