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1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.
1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.
by Hans Job November 08, 2007