Takes many difficult steps to complete object.
Changing a tire takes some kung-fu.
by Lalajuicy October 3, 2022
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Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.
Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?
by CaliforniaYankee88 May 10, 2018
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Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 9, 2011
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a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series
In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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A person with incredible Google abilities, that can almost always find what they're looking for. This skill is also known as google-fu
nobody: hey, do you remember that computer program from the 1990s with like a jester on it? I Binged everywhere and I can't figure it out.
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:
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A popping booty on a fine honey. That ass is about to explode out those tight pants. Makes you get sprung
Man, that fly honey with the tight pants on has a "Kung POW Ass'
by Michael 'Heavy G' Widorski February 20, 2014
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The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
When in doubt, kung fu nic it!
by Kung Fu Nic December 3, 2021
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