It is an interment camp to smart people mostly kids with parents who push them to do stuff way to early or people who are failing school. Some Kumons have a day where you get to use all the “Kumon Money” you gained to purchase trinkets that cost $5 in real life wether as in Kumon they are worth your free time and soul.
by KumonBoy69 April 16, 2021
Kumon is a place parents use to TORTURE their kids. The instructors are not certified teachers, and they give WAY TO MUCH homework. Kids cry and have mental problems after going to Kumon(aka "hell"), they lose friends due to not being able to hangout! KUMON IS EVIL!!!! There is too much HOMEWORK. ON TOP OF SCHOOL WORK THAT IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO MUCH. IF YOUR PARENTS MENTION KUMON RUN AWAY AS FAR AS YOUR LEGS CAN TAKE YA.
Mom: Hi honey, I need to take you to Kumon!
Kid: NO!!!
Mom: Lets go.
After Kumon*
Mom: *hands kid homework*
Kid: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS MUCH HOMEWORK
Mom: Slaps child*
Kid: NO!!!
Mom: Lets go.
After Kumon*
Mom: *hands kid homework*
Kid: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS MUCH HOMEWORK
Mom: Slaps child*
by MissKnowItALLGirl October 31, 2022
In a Fortnite game, to be calculated and then pickaxed. When your opponent has 20 or less HP, it uses the math you learned at Kumon, which kills your brain.
We discovered a way to put Kumon to use.
We discovered a way to put Kumon to use.
by Kumoner February 7, 2022
Math Tutoring program that firther enhances the already super intelectual asian mind. Everybody must learn soem Kumon.
by Anon Y. Mous March 19, 2004
by lmaowhyamihere112223344 March 4, 2021
A group of mentally retarded children that think they are funny. Most of them are cellists and if they aren’t cellists then something is definitely wrong with them. They find happiness in watching the world burn with terrible educational things like Kumon, Duolingo and Kahn Academy. If you meet a person in the Kumon Kult, do not make eye contact with them under any circumstances, they are deranged and most of them have rabies.
Person: I see that Kumon Kult person over there
Person 2: Stay away from them, they are crazy. One tried to eat me last week!
Kumon Kult person: UwU you so warm!
Person 2: Stay away from them, they are crazy. One tried to eat me last week!
Kumon Kult person: UwU you so warm!
by KumonIsMyLife May 17, 2019
When you begin to feel angry, sad, depressed, lonely, stupid, dumb, less smart and enraged at the same time. It can cause raging, such as throwing Kumon work, burning Kumon work or becoming a taxidermist and stuffing Kumon instructors.
by Lebron steve June 17, 2019