1 definition by KumonIsMyLife
A group of mentally retarded children that think they are funny. Most of them are cellists and if they aren’t cellists then something is definitely wrong with them. They find happiness in watching the world burn with terrible educational things like Kumon, Duolingo and Kahn Academy. If you meet a person in the Kumon Kult, do not make eye contact with them under any circumstances, they are deranged and most of them have rabies.
Person: I see that Kumon Kult person over there
Person 2: Stay away from them, they are crazy. One tried to eat me last week!
Kumon Kult person: UwU you so warm!
Person 2: Stay away from them, they are crazy. One tried to eat me last week!
Kumon Kult person: UwU you so warm!
by KumonIsMyLife May 17, 2019