Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

Mario karted by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015

Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.

"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"

Mario Karted by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009

K-tarted 

K-tarted is when someone becomes extremely high of a drug called special k (aka. Kizzo, Ketamine, K).

Being K-tarted also usually involves some stupid behavior followed by a retarded look on the persons face.

Another term for the word K-tarted is Kizzazeld

woah look at her shes k-tarted

or did you see bob yeasterday he was Kizzazeld

kkizzazeldkizzo[ketaminespecial k

K-tarted by SwayJunglist June 19, 2009

katarted 

Fully retarted

Your katarted

katarted by Colton345 December 14, 2013

Ktarded 

A term used for people who are super addicted to kpop shit and do it cause they think they are cool

“Boy is he addicted to kpop”
“Dude he is ktarded”

Ktarded by ZAWARDOSTANDO January 3, 2019

Mario Karted

A special event that occurs normally in Mario kart where one drops from one place to another. This event can be applied to other scenarios outside of Mario kart as well

Jeorge: Wow, Billy really got Mario karted!

Mario Karted by Mario kart scientist January 24, 2019

Mario Karted

An act performed during sexual intercourse. When your partner is about to reach climax you throw a banana peel in (his, her) mouth, and then smack (him, her) in the head with a turtle shell.

I met this chick at the bar last night, and she was pissed when I Mario Karted her while we were hooking up.

Mario Karted by ShadyKev August 18, 2011