ktard

ktard, k-tard (n):
Someone who regularly consumes mass amounts of ketamine to the point that they become permanently retarded. Ktards are known for being blissfully unaware of their surroundings and life in general. The only care about k and will stop at nothing to get their fix.

You can tell if someone is ktarded (high on k) by their blank stare, open mouth (tongue occasionally hanging out) and inability to walk, talk, move, comprehend, or do anything other than listen to drum & bass for hours straight.

Person 1: "Oh, my, God, look at Sally's nose. She is so definitely a ktard."
Sally: "Muuuuuhhh..."
Person 2: "SO definitely."

***

Man: "Hey Sally, suck my dick!"
Sally: "Wtf? No! I'm listening to some sick DnB, go away."
Man: "Come on Sally, I'll give you a vial"
Sally: "YES YES YES GULP"

by ktarded December 13, 2009

Ktarded

A term used for people who are super addicted to kpop shit and do it cause they think they are cool

“Boy is he addicted to kpop”
“Dude he is ktarded”

by ZAWARDOSTANDO January 3, 2019

Ktarded

Slang used to describe the state of being high on ketamine.

"Man, this k looks real shardy, can't wait to get ktarded!"

"Look at those ravers, they're totally ktarded!"

by Kolendo December 24, 2011

Ktard Shuffle

The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.

Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?

Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.

by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020