Knuckzilla - An absolute Mooseknuckle Queen. Most Knuckzillas start fisting at a very young age then graduate to footies, watermelons & Texas Mickey bottles. Making love to a Knuckzilla can be very tricky & dangerous because sometimes toys, ben wa balls and used tampons are left inside the vaginal cavity causing penile head abrasions during intercourse. A pre-trip before riding a Knuckzilla is mandatory to avoid dirty dick injury.
Orville: Horace, do you know if Mandingo is ok?
Horace: Didn't know he was hurt. What happened?
Orville: We were at a party chuggin a beer when Knuckzilla walked in and caused Mandingo to turn white & jump out the 2nd floor window. I guess Knuckzilla made him feel inadequate and he panicked.
Horace: Wow. And Mandingo has a 14" weapon.
Orville: Yeh, I know. But I guess Mandingo watched her mount a Texas Mickey at some party and that scared him.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.