krunken
Im going to chill with my krunken
krunken by volcano girl March 21, 2007
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felix kranken
felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021
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kranken
#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"
#2
Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"
Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"
#2
Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"
Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"
kranken by dogsandcatsanddogs July 5, 2018
krunker.io
A Call of Duty type .io game where the chances of you joining a server without hackers is as likely as a giant meatball sub enslaving all of humanity.
krunker.io by bhjbtff tvuy yu December 7, 2018
Krankenstein
Krankenstein by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020
Felix Kranken
ENTRY NOT WRITTEN BY FELIX KRANKEN.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.
He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.
He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.
"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."
Felix Kranken by whyhellothere_oldsport September 20, 2021
felix kranken
jack:
FELIX
PICK UP THE PHONE
YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
PICK UP THE PHONE
felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone
FELIX
PICK UP THE PHONE
YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
PICK UP THE PHONE
felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone
felix kranken by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021
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