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Muddy Krudge

When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)
Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.

Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge

Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
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dunning-krugerrand 

A disparaging term for BitCoin, a play on the Dunning-Kruger effect.
He had a lot of Dunning-Krugerrands tied up in Silk Road when the Feds took it down.
dunning-krugerrand by d.w. January 1, 2014

kludgebucket 

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.
"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."
kludgebucket by bustapost October 8, 2008

Kruegersexual

the attraction to a very fine man on discord
“Omg what’s your sexuality?”
“Oh, I’m Kruegersexual.”
Kruegersexual by beanleiksdirtt September 5, 2021

Albert Gerald Krueger 

A hot guy that lied about being a therapist from the game called Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger. He is also a psychopath that kills you over his good skill of his drawing for no reason.
Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?

Dunning-Kruger effect 

A condition where a person so dumb, that he fails to realise how dumb he actually is. Frankly, lacking the competence to identify incompetence - often resulting is immense self-confidence and talking massive cock.
bimbo: "I don't eat crabs coz they kill it when it's alive, it's cruel to do that."
dude: "that's the dunning-kruger effect for ya."