Kosovo underground army. 

Kosovo made an underground army after a very lurcative deal with China and Kanye West is secretive leader of this cult and army. He was able to donate the money he got from donda to this army. it’s for the Albanian cause. Its main purpose was to protect and save humanity from any upcoming dangerous or even deadly disease may appear among us. Let’s look at covid-19, it’s a more deadly varions than the other covid viruses they used some Oslaedstechnology to help making the cure. The Main Oslaedstechnoligical was Alina West.

Person 1: hey, I’ve heard about the Kosovo underground army. What’s that?

Person 2: secretive place, we shall not talk about it.

Kosovo underground army. by Vile Vila May 24, 2022

Kosovo 

A disputed territory/partially recognized state between Serbia, Macedonia, Albania, and Montenegro. Kosovo declared independence from Serbia in February of 2008. Serbia does not approve of Kosovo's declaration of independence.

Kosovo is a disputed territory.

Kosovo by Jirachion7060 June 10, 2018

Kosovo and Metohija 

Kosovo and Metohija is province of Republic Serbia according to Constitution of Republic Serbia and Resolution 12/44 of United Nations Security Council. Metohija is region of Kosovo province known for many monasteries of Serbian Orthodox Church and it's name can literally be translated from Serbian to English as "field of Monasteries", while Kosovo stands for "field of Blackbird". City in Kosovo and Metohija called Prizren was center of Serbian Empire so it have big historical importance for Serbs. In june of 1999 war between albanian separatist movement Liberation Army of Kosovo (KLA) and NATO against Federative Republic of Yugoslavia ended with signing peace agreement and supporting UN resolution 12/44. In 2008 Kosovo albanians illegaly declared independence from Serbia declaring Republic of Kosovo with capital city of Prishtina (ser. Priština, срп. Приштина). 102 countries members of United Nations recognized Kosovo as independent country since 2008, but many of them withdrawed recognition later.

"Due to Constitution of Republic Serbia and UN resolution of 12/44, region of Kosovo and Metohija was, is and will be province of Republic Serbia." -Ivica Dačić, ex-prime minister of Republic Serbia.

Kosovo and Metohija by Analitičar April 3, 2019

Kosovo Liberation Army 

You may think that they were an Resistance Group Against Serbia but It was a group of armed song makers who made great songs

Lit Songs Check out the Marsh of UCK/Kosovo Liberation Army

Kosovo Liberation Army by SovietUnion621 May 8, 2021

Kosovo stew 

The Kosovo stew is a house party operation where friends gather in the bathroom and use a random bowl found in the bathroom or anywhere else in the house and defect and pee inside of it. The stew will be left somewhere in the bathroom until someone else finds it and reports the incidence

Dude last night some people pulled a Kosovo stew in my bathroom…

Bro why does it smell like a Kosovo stew in here?

Don’t invite them, they look like trouble, I wouldn’t be surprised if they pull a Kosovo stew at your party

Kosovo stew by Bolodogolovski April 21, 2022

Emilie the Elv in kosovo 

Emilie is an elv in kosovo. is a albanian narrator, she likes to write about albanian history. She has started to write a book about her backround as a refugee from kosovo. her entire family is killed by the serbs! she hates them with all of her heart. therefore she is writing a book about how to take revenge. She is a nice enemy to the serbs and decides to only write a book so others can have the idea.

we have to fear Emilie the Elv in kosovo
Emilie the Elv in kosovo is on her way to albanian mafia
Emilie the Elv in kososvo woke up one day and was half albanian, half swedish, half norwegian and half marrocan.

Emilie the Elv in kosovo by Yes man no man January 26, 2021

Kosovo Closet 

As defined by Radio Personality Johnny 'Bones' Basile... Its when a man and woman (or two people) are taking a hot shower together and someone lets out a brutal flatulence. The "steam" from the shower is what adds to the intensity.

Forget the Dutch Oven! If a woman could tolerate you after being the recipient of a Kosovo Closet, then you should marry her!

Kosovo Closet by Jack Pacione January 27, 2010