Krittle 

the weird little bits that flake off the edges of very old (well, post-1880s), very brittle newspapers when you touch them.

First documented use: while working on newspaper survey/shelf-read for employer.

In use: “OMG, I’m covered with krittles!” “Hey, sweep up that pile of krittle, wouldja?” “Dear god,I’ve inhaled a lungful of krittle.”

Related items:

Krittlacious Period (refers to post-1880s)

Krittle Mines of Moria (self-explanatory)

Krittle Drifts (deep piles of krittle left on floor after handling items from the Krittlacious Period).

Krittle by minerbabe December 2, 2009

Kittless 

One completely lacking in the attributes of a Kitta

"How about that kittless one over there"
"She'll have to wait until I've got my beer goggles well and truly on mate"

Kittless by Anoneemouse January 6, 2004

knittlestud

mrs knittle chooses a new student every week. this student becomes the knittlestud. the knittlestud receives a handwritten card and a hersheys bar. the knittlestud gets praised, and is royalty for the week. we don’t understand why she doesn’t give out skittles. but, a chocolate bar will do. who will be the next knittlestud??

OMG! Mrs Knittle says i’m the knittlestud!!

knittlestud by pushinp123 January 23, 2022

Kittleson 

Whore - pregnant 5 times by 3 different men by age 23. Aborted 2 of them. Unfit parent to the surviving 3.

Kittleson is a whore.

Kittleson by KittlesonHater November 18, 2004

Kittles 

Noun. Two (2) or More Little Kids.

Wow! There are a lot of kittles running around in Chuckie Cheese.

Kittles by MissNikkiBabii December 11, 2009

krittle 

A fat ugly girl that works at the manor. Usually, when she says anything with the letter 's' in it, it sounds like a fart noise.

IE "I Ju(fart noise)t dont know what to think anymore". krittle

krittle by uncle johnny April 7, 2008

Kittleson 

is someone who believes any and all over exaggerated facts.

Kittleson said,"Dude! Did you know that the brakes on a Bugatti Veyron could stop the whole earth from moving! And that if the spoiler turns directly in the wind while braking it has enough force to stop a M1A1 Abrams tank going 60 MPH!"

Kittleson by The Yums October 18, 2010