Dave- Yeah she's so hot she could make the sun melt
Josh- Whats her name??
Dave- Kristy... obviously
In Greek mythology, Crius, Kreios or "Krios" (Ancient Greek: Κρεῖος,1 Κριός) was one of the Titans in the list given in Hesiod's Theogony, a son of Uranus and Gaia. The least individualized among them,2 he was overthrown in the Titanomachy. M.L. West3 has suggested how Hesiod filled out the complement of Titans from the core group— adding three figures from the archaic tradition of Delphi, Koios, Phoibe, whose name Apollo assumed with the oracle, and Themis. Among possible further interpolations among the Titans was Kreios, whose interest for Hesiod was as the father of Perses and grandfather of Hekate, for whom Hesiod was, according to West, an "enthusiastic evangelist".
In Gaelic mythology the word "taiyle" refers to the high priestess of Byzantium. She was know for her massive beauty and generosity that spread throughout the known world. In history books she is credited with developing the first health care system, homeless shelter, and tax deductions for families making below the approved poverty line. Though her legend deals more in her title of the world's first MILF. Through all of her told beauty and generosity she was coveted by the men of her time for being the "hottest mother of children I have ever seen, I gotta get me some of that" told Poletmy, a poet during the Byzantium age.
Yeah, she's a Kristy.